NFL Kickoff Spectacular

Ok, so right now I'm watching the NFL on CBS, brought to you by GE, and by those freaking Prius comercials. Cool the first time, awful awful awfully annoying these last 200.

So, what have we learned about the NFL, and, in a more specific context, the Cowboys in these first three quarters of football?



Well, nothing about the Cowboys. But there are some interesting Dallas and Texas storylines in the game in general:

Punter Daniel Sepulvada has so far punted seven times, with a net over 42. Sepulvada is a Highland Park native, like me, and so I am cheering for him. His first punt was great. His second was lucky. Then he punted five more times.

Former Texas players Vince Young, Michael Griffin, Bo Scaife, and Limas Sweed are in this game. VY, Griffin and Scaife play for the Titans, and Limas plays for the Steelers. Sweed is without a catch, VY is contemplating breaking Kerry Collins leg on the sidelines, and, all in all- HOLY CRAP JEVON KEARSE, THAT WAS FREAKING RIDICULOUS- all in all, Scaife is making the only impact. Holy crap. Jevon Kearse. The Freak.

Also, the Steelers may be in trouble this year. If Big Ben wants to hold onto the ball that long, maybe he should think about being a point guard for the New York Nicks (oh, snap!).

I'm sure I've missed other people. Anyway. Looks like the Steelers are about to score, oh well. If they don't, another maxim proves true- Vince Young Just sits on the sideline as his team Wins Football Games, or VYJWFG.

Win on, Vince. Win on.

UPDATE: Michael Griffin, who Jevon Kearse made me forget, just got a HUGE strip off of Hines Ward. Strip Town, baby! Population Hines Ward!