Welcome to Dallas Football Guys No. 1

Like a fine perfume, we only get better with age, which, of course, mean that this will be the worst, least spell-checked edition of FBG, which, let's face it, sort of is arrising to fill a need that the Ticket, television news, ESPN, Deadspin, etc. etc., has already attempted to fill completley.

But just like in that story where you can put lots of things in a jar, from big rocks, to gravel, to smaller gravel, to sand, well, in that story, we are water. Hear us roar. And the roar shall be loud, and, lo, long.

But lets just get one thing straight- we are here to fill a void. Because, let us face it, like men, there needs to be more opinions on proffessional sports from college students. So we shall give them. Come forth, my yearning masses, my unwashed friends, my increasingly wild prose, and be bathed, be cleansed in the fountain of eternal football. In short, welcome again to Football Guys 24/7.